Week 17 - Superburrl III

New York Giants  7
Minnesota Vikings  44

Chicago Bears  37
Detroit Lions  23

Philadelphia Eagles  0
Dallas Cowboys  24

Tennessee Titans 17
Seattle Seahawks  13

There was once a dude called William Penn. He was doing his thing way back in the day, before Arizona entered the Union, before any of the other states entered the Union for that matter, even before Aaron Burr was walking round shooting Michael Cera in the face. Penn laid out the foundations for Philadelphia, his aim being a city with every house surrounded by orchards and gardens, some kind of bucolic utopia, I guess. Philly didn't quite live up to William Penn's aspirations but were he alive today I think he'd be pretty chuffed about some of the city's other achievements:

1) the Jersey Shore is only a short drive away

2) Philly has become a haven for various African-American characters lamming it in hit US show 'The Wire'

3) Philly cheesesteaks

4) hot chicks jogging up and down the steps of the National Museum of Art

5) Paddy's Pub

6) Five Guys

7) Philadelphia Eagles & Christopher Burrows, Superburrl II and now Superburrl III Champions.

Look at him. So nonchalant about winning again. The reluctant protagonist, Burrows was class apart from the rest of us this season. This helps when everyone else sucks bad. We quickly found out Porter had been padding his arms the whole time and putting a cucumber down his pants. Chan won two more games than last season but was still like, 29 games behind or something. The best I can do is cling to his coat tails, and as for the other team? I can never remember the other team... But whatever, they sucked too.

Congratulations Burr. You are now a multiple winner.