"Nick Bannon - Deaf Triathlete"

Inspired by Phils google search blog I decided to look myself up and found that I am apparently :

"By day, a mild mannered Instructional Curriculum Coordinator, but by morning and/or night and weekend, [deaf] Ironman triathlete"

Like wtf, though at least I'm not a prominant ex-gay like Michaels other self.
Better listen out for oncoming traffic during your running Nick Bannon